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Joke of the Day

"If you smell burnt toast, you may be having a stroke... But if you also smell bacon then you're probably having breakfast."

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"The clock was still hungry... so it went back four seconds."
"Q: How do librarians file melted marshmallows? A: According to the Gooey Decimal System."
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