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Joke of the Day

"My cat just dragged in a half eaten sausage, I have no idea where he got it from but it tastes expensive."

"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""

"Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl."

"Paraplegic Party you goin to the paraplegic party? I hear its gonna be crawling with pussy"

"as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money"

"Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch? Because not even Nightbot is watching you."

"What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece? The Philosophers Stoned"

"Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car."

"In Australia, nah-yeah means yes, yeah-nah means no and nah-nah means banana."

"Why do teenage girls seem to always hang out in odd numbered groups? Two for me and one for you."