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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowlady? Snowballs!"
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"Today I officially hit the ""I guess these shrank in the dryer"" phase of my weight gain denial."
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."
"I just found out that I'm colorblind It really came out of the purple!"
"Reddit is like my ideal woman with double D's"
"I was so disappointed when I found out my ants were farming weed"
"I heard this joke about a guy who gave oral sex to his sister's daughter. It was a real niece lapper."
"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."
"Today I swallowed two pieces of string... Later they came out tied together, I shit you knot."
"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."