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Joke of the Day
"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"
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"Caeser ran into his friends Brutus Brutus said ""hey Julius, I heard you raped a Senators wife. What happened?"". Caeser replied. "" Vidi Vici Veni!"""
"I was shocked to find out that the woman I love was a one-night-stand type of girl. So I went to the furniture store and got her another one."
"When adding number in your head... It's really the thought that counts."
"Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?"
"What do you call a chicken haunting your house? A Poultrygeist!"
"What's it called when you jizz on a Spanish woman's face? Nutella."
"Husband catchs pregnant woman eating grass, what is it? Just pregnancy desire"
"Why did the Jews board the trains to Auschwitz? The tickets were free."
"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."