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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bird go to the restaurant? Tweet!"
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"Diarrhoea runs in my jeans"
"Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them."
"I loathe earlier versions of myself as though they were separate people."
"I met a NASCAR driver once He told me his only regret in life was turning right."
"During lunch, what did one Soldier say to the other Soldier? Want some Turkey?"
"Beach people are fickle. One minute you're the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they're terrified of the Lord of Seagulls."
"People in glass houses Should go to the bathroom in the basement."
"CIA 'Mistakenly' destroys copy of 6,700-page US torture report A CIA spokesperson commented, ""We meant to destroy the 6,700-page US espionage report"""
"I'm surprised the Pope didn't tweet from an Android, considering humanity and God's experience with apples."