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Joke of the Day

"They used to be called Jumpolines. Until your mom jumped on one in 1972."

"If a group of necrophiliacs ran into group of zombies...who would do the chasing? Oh, I went there...;)"

"So I was going to blame my pet ostrich for a crime i committed But my lawyer advised that it wouldn't fly in court."

"I like my women like I like my ice cream. Freezer-burned"

"How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but you need three light bulbs."

"I'm always skeptical of twins because it's rare I like even one of a person."

"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."

"What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis"

"Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL? because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!"

"What do you call a black person with a PHD? A Doctor you racist!"