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Joke of the Day
"Why did the 80-year-old man call his dick Jesus? It takes 3 days for it to rise again."
Next Joke
"Just burned 2000 calories That's the last time I'll leave brownies in the oven while I nap"
"What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland? No Kia"
"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."
"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"
"2 cats smoke catnip and lay around, discussing Plato's Allegory of the Cave. ""What if the laser pointer is just a projection?"""
"What should you do when you meet a beautiful woman with sparkling eyes, wet lips, pink cheeks, shivering body.... Keep going! She has flu symptoms!"
"What made the quality assurance supervisor in an Amazon warehouse laugh? this"
"Heard of the man who banged an ATM? He came into a lot of money"
"what does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY!"