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Joke of the Day

"What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro."

"What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him."

"I used to drink beer in my underwear but now I use a glass."

"There's a problem I have with breastfeeding in public. They never wink back."

"Duh There are three types of people in this world. Those who can add up, and those who can't"

"Did you hear about the mutant that had a sex change? She's an Ex-Man"

"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"

"TIFU by asking my wife what is the difference between a penis and a paycheck? She said ""there is a possibility of increase in size of your paycheck."""

"why did the little shoe cry? Because his mommy was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer with only a penny to his name!"

"You find it offensive. I find it funny, that's why I'm happier than you."