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Joke of the Day
"There's a problem I have with breastfeeding in public. They never wink back."
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"Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication."
"There's a lady at work named Lillian Llewellyn who carries a briefcase and I like to imagine it falling open and spilling a bunch of L's"
"A farmer asks the scarecrow if he likes his job ""Well... this job isn't for everyone..."" the scarecrow ponders, ""but hey... it's in my jeans"""
"How do you recycle a condom? NSFW Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"Touch me, taste me, bite me, blow me, suck me, fcuk me, nice and slowly...but if you kiss me don't be hasty...use your tongue and make it tasty !! "
"I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer in World War 2? A: Ash"
"They say men are 3 times as likely to be struck by lightning than women Because lighting is 1/3 as likely to strike in the kitchen"
"Do you know why the Cybermen are the best Doctor Who characters? [deleted]"