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Joke of the Day

"I stayed up all night long to see where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."

"I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number."

"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."

"If we're talking and I suddenly look off into the distance at a copse of trees that means I'm thinking of burying you there."

"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts get to leave the camp."

"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."

"I wonder how long the first person to deliver twins waited before they realized that was the last one"

"It makes more sense to dump Gatorade on the losing head coach."

"A lady centipede crosses her legs..... .....""For the one hundredth time, NO!"""

"Whats the world weakest animal ? A toad he croaks if you even touch him !"