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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a boner you don't want? A groaner."
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"I'm only drinking two beers. Because I have self control and two beers"
"""The police are looking for a man with one eye named Murphy."" ""What's the other eye called?"""
"How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop? I don't know, check the post above me."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves Shot"
"OJ's son did it! OJ'S son: Daddy Daddy the ice cream man is here! Can I have some money? OJ: Go axe yo mama"
"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."
"riddler: check out aquaman's new tweet: ""on my way to destroy the legion of doom with fam"" lex luthor: you follow aquaman? LOL others: LOL"
"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."
"Autotune is the new 80s saxophone."