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Joke of the Day
"Damn Pedophiles... Back at it again with the white vans"
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"What did the 0 say to the 8? ""Nice fuckin' belt."""
"If a camera adds 10 pounds... Do African children even exist?"
"Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19"
"FUN FACT: The Olsen twins were actually triplets but Mary ate her sister Kate in utero and that's why she has two names"
"A man and his zebra There lives a man and his zebra Jose. Jose is hard of sight. Every morning, just at dawn, the man takes out Jose and askes him ""Jose, can you see by the dawn's early light?"""
"If the T-Rex had arms that were long enough to hug, they probably wouldn't have been so mean."
"WIFE: You said you were going to put the dog down ME: *in tears* I TRIED BUT HE HAD SOME REALLY DEVASTATING COMEBACKS"
"Someone needs to open a bar called ""The Gym"". Then I too can be annoying on Facebook by posting how I'm always at the gym."
"""i wonder what i'll order from amazon prime today"" - me every morning kinda"