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Joke of the Day

"Bioluminescent fry said to have a bright future"

"A pumpkin-shaped woman should never wear a bright orange top and a brown beret unless she wants to make my whole fucking day."

"My wife's resting in the garden. Well, at rest."

"Why was the Icelandic football player called into his manager's office? He had a cavity."

"Two musicians and a drummer walk into a bar..."

"I've Got a Surprise for you! says the excited girl friend. ""abort it"" he reply's."

"Someone wake up that guy from Green Day."

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining. I mean, c'mon. Let's spice it up a little. Aim for my chest and call me your ""naughty potty""."

"why are flies the biggest troll? they only live for three days, and spend it fucking with you"

"Did I ever tell you about the time I had a fart that lasted for an entire minute? It's a long-winded story."