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Joke of the Day
"take your time pedestrians we're not dreaming of mowing you down at all"
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"I'm sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist.."
"Dairy farmers are always complaining about the wages they get paid... To be honest, I think they're milking it"
"Two monkeys in a bath , the 1st monkey says ""oooooohh ooooohh aaahhhh aaahhhh "" and the second monkey says "" well put more cold in"" ."
"What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music? A Sub-Woofer."
"What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry? An Armenian!"
"When I was a child I played ""The Floor is Lava!"" But as an adult, I've put away childish fancies, and purchased magical lava-proof shoes."
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night. Should have put it on aloha setting."
"What's green and says ""hey I'm a frog""? A talking frog! Stolen from ""Friends"" still hilarious."
"Mason jars are the skinny jeans of glasses."