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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you feed an Eevee a sandwich? A Luncheon!"
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"What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise? Captains Log"
"When is paint free? When it's on the house."
"Millions of innocent coconuts are murdered each year so you can drink their nutritious blood you insensitive health freak"
"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"
"Ran my first 10K this morning. Just kidding I'm on my third donut."
"Q: How do convicts get drugs while they're in prison? A: Some asshole brings 'em in."
"See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft."
"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."
"[drive-thru at 2am] Whaazzuupp!? Lemme gets 12 tacos, 6 burritos, and a Diet Coke. Booyah! Neighbor's mailbox: ..."