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Joke of the Day
"When is paint free? When it's on the house."
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"My wife said to me: ""If you won the lottery, would you still love me? I said: ""Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you"
"I ain't got much but I can keep dry. Which is more than moist people."
"Obama said our ship has come in. We're just now realizing it was hardship."
"how many months have 28 days in them . All of them."
"I figured out I'm autosapiosexual. I just came to this conclusion."
"What do a woman and a refrigerator have in common? They both leak when they're fucked."
"Jewish Mathematics."
"How many germans does it take to change a light bulb? One, we have no time for humour."
"Why did the shark cross the Great Barrier Reef? ...To get to the other tide! Shark Week Hoo Ha Ha!"