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Joke of the Day
"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."
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"just saw a church sign that says, ""santa claus never died for anyone."" and i'm like, ""okay well jesus never brought me a barbie dreamhouse."""
"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the greatest composer was all they would say is ""mmmmmm... Bach Bach Bach""!"
"Why did Anakin kill all the younglings? To get to the other side."
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might thinks it's 'Arrrr"" but his first love be the 'C'"
"Q: Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms? A: He said they came in handy."
"All these illegal immigrants...(xpost) ...have crossed the line!"
"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"
"[knocking on my neighbor's door] hi i just moved to the neighborhood & im legally required to inform u that i enjoyed the star wars prequels"
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon. Michael Jackson fucked little boys."