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Joke of the Day

"My wife says if this post gets thousand upvotes, we can do anal. I'm tired of the other posts. It's me in her."

"Europe be like... eu: uk bro? uk: it's not eu, it's me."

"A Pokemon Go player walks into a bar... Then into a tree... Then into a car..."

"What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt? Karma."

"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""I got up."" ""I got up who?"" ""In that case, the bathroom's over there."""

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs through your jeans."

"If the bird of peace if the dove, what's the bird of love? The swallow."

"What did Obama mean when he called for ""change""? Come Help A Nigger Get Elected"

"""Age is just a number."" ""Yeah? Jail is just a room."""

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."