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Joke of the Day

"What mental illness does Hank Hill have? Propanic Depression"

"A man is talking to his friend... ""Today I got a brand new ford for my wife."" ""Eyyy, nice trade."""

"Why Obama shouldn't take the penny out of circulation. He said he would bring change, not take it away."

"I keep trying to lose this last 180 pounds but he refuses to leave."

"You look dirty, so does your toaster maybe you should both go for a bath... I'll draw it"

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? They like 50% off everything"

"If Watergate happened today it would be called Watergategate."

"It's the worst night of the year for my dog and cat... Their names are Pots and Pans."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"I tried dropping the Google Maps human icon in North Korea... and he jumped back into his original position out of fear."