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Joke of the Day
"The term drinks like a fish is my family crest at an open bar:P"
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"""Oh fuck, of course!"" -unicycler seeing a bicycle"
"I love you my friends and that's not just the beer talking. It's from the bottom of my bottle of wine too."
"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"What is the most independent kind of cheese? Prov alone."
"Wife walked into the bedroom. ""What the hell are you doing here in my white and gold dress?"" ""No honey, it s not what it looks like."""
"Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt? They have eruptile dysfunction"
"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"
"""I'd tap that."" ~tap dancer, about a song he really likes"
"Sir, your wife was stabbed ten times, but the missing piece is the murder weapon. So far we have nothing, Mr *checks notes* Scissorhands."