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Joke of the Day
"My suicide notes just keep turning into grocery lists."
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"A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair."
"A girl asks her boyfriend if she's put on weight recently. He says ""no!"" and then has a seizure. He goes to the doctor. Diagnostic: convulsive liar."
"Why are there no Jewish male pedophiles? Because not even the pleasure of hard candy is enough to make them spend a dollar on grooming a child."
"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."
"What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!"
"What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup? ""I, 4-1, know we won't win."""
"The good news is, that bag of clothes from 1998 that I still haven't taken to the donation centre...they are back in style now."
"Say what you will about pedophiles... ...but they do slow down in school zones!"
"What does Hillary Clinton use to drown the noise of Black Lives Matter protesters? White noise"