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Joke of the Day

"What's bigfoot's favorite food? Sasquash!"

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"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who know binary and those who don't"
"Heck. Where you're darned to if you don't believe in Gosh."
"What's better than a violin on your bed? A fiddle between the sheets"
"I can't decide if I want to watch the original Star Trek of The Next Generation... I guess you could say I'm stuck between a Spock and a Picard place!"
"*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China"
"What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose, i will sit in the corner now."
"So the other day i saw a beaver begging by the side d the river But I didn't give a dam"
"My dad gave me the best advice ever. ""Before you marry a woman, meet her mother and you'll know what your wife will be like in 30 years time"" I learned she won't be giving me head or anal."
"What comes after a 69?"