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Joke of the Day
"When you're talking about everything and nothing Your talking two extreme."
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"JESUS: hey check this oute [turns my water into wine] ME: woa!! thanks jesus JESUS: [grabs wine out of my hands] NO!! THIS IS MY BLOOD NOW"
"It's that time of year. Can't stop eating cornucopias."
"What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach? Microwaves!"
"[Couples Therapy] HER: He keeps pretending he's a doctor. This relationship is dead HIM: I'm calling it. Time of death, 9:26 ME: OMG SEE!"
"I cried when my dad chopped up onions onions was a good dog :c"
"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""
"What did one orphan say to the other? ""Robin, get in the batmobile."""
"Doctor doctor people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around."
"The Pope walks into a synagogue the Rabbi asks, ""Why the wrong faith?"""