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Joke of the Day

"Why are C programmers poor? They don't have any inheritance. Or... Why should you not date a C programmer? They have no class."

"*phone rings* Wife: ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me (a dad): ""Hello. Yes my wife is here. Hey, Not In. It's for you."" Wife: ""...."""

"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."

"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."

"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"

"Is it all black people that have a problem with slavery? Or just mine ?"

"Mom: you failed your english test, didn't you? Me: who telled you?"

"Rent boat. Go out to sea. Find sperm whale. Tell him he's called sperm whale. Console sperm whale. Have fun with new whale best friend."

"What is the best thing about 25 year olds? They generally have a college degree and are hard workers."

"Just Juan How many Mexicans does it take to build a lightbulb?"