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Joke of the Day

"My father was a nun... Whenever he was in court and the occupation was called for, he would say ""nun."""

"*wakes up from surgery How did it go? Surgeon: Good, your nose only lit up twice"

"February 29th is just like a dead beat dad. It only shows up every four years."

"Why do Native Americans hate April showers? Because they bring Mayflowers"

"No, I don't need a Fitbit. I can count to 45 by myself."

"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."

"Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot."

"Term for the Useless I have a buddy that is on unemployment and disability at the same time... I call it unability!"

"Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook."

"A man called Knock Knock knocks on a door: Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? ..."