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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad? Treason"
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"What only lasts 40 seconds for men and leaves them hot and sweaty? A bowl of Ramen Noodles"
"Whenever I hear a Mexican talking excitedly, I always imagine him explaining food, soccer or that someone is stuck in a barbed wire fence."
"Dja hear about the LGBT who would only own a Dalmatian if its spots were bleached white? Bruella de Ville"
"I use the word ""thingy"" when I cant think of the word: Me- Are you picking up the ""thingy's?"" Wife- ...you mean your kids? Me- Dont judge me"
"I used to be embarrassed by my facial hair, but it grew on me."
"[Date] Karen: ""You okay?"" Ian: ""I'm undressing you in my mind"" K: ""Okay... you look confused!"" I: ""I've never seen a bra strap like this"""
"Mum!! Please can you take me to the toilet? No! I'm busy. Ask your grandmother. Actually I'd rather ask Grandad. His hand shakes more."
"What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian? One they've never herbivore."
"An Elderly Couple were Watching TV They died."