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Joke of the Day
"What's a Judge's favorite drink? Guil-tea!"
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"I like my women like I like my scotch Aged thirteen years in an oak barrel."
"""Give it to me!"" My girlfriend screamed. ""I'm so fucking wet right now!"" She could shout all she wanted. I wasn't handing over my umbrella."
"If Trump wins I'm leaving the country if Clinton wins I'm leaving the country Not a political post, I'm just a pilot so I always travel"
"I hate the alphabet so much... I'm thinking about burning an F or G."
"My girlfriend says I've got commitment issues.... Well she's not really my girlfriend, more of a wife. -Stuart Francis"
"What is a Cell? something you keep black people in"
"The ghost of a dog with no tail walks into a bar after closing time.. Barman: Sorry, we don't retail spirits after hours."
"Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles."
"Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold."