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Joke of the Day

"Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist? He was bipolar."

"*Gets 500 word angry text from ex *responds, you mad bro?"

"Two radio antennas got married.. The wedding was okay,but the reception was great."

"What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school? I don't know, I just fly the drone"

"I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym."

"What's Isis' favorite race? The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh."

"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"

"I love how baguettes get stale after about 12 hours. Life is so beautiful and fragile."

"My wife caught me cross-dressing... ...and said we're finished. So I packed her clothes & left."

"Did you know that Lorena Bobbit was originally from Russia? Her given name was Lorena Cutyourcockoff."