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Joke of the Day
"What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk? Coink! Coink!"
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"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."
"Why did the calculus students get arrested? For drinking and deriving."
"My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter."
"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot."
"i have come to the conclusion that Google must be female, as she has the answer to everything!"
"When telling a joke to a German, it's very important to remember the rule of three. They have a very drei sense of humor."
"why is the bass player stuck outside? he doesn't know when to come in and can't find the right key anyway"
"""You could have done so much better than him."" Me: Mom, I'm right here."
"I call my Penis Batman... ... Woman love it, when the dark night rises."