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Joke of the Day
"Why are the reddit servers down so much? Because they're being beaten like a dead horse."
Next Joke
"Me: Are you still wearing pajamas? Go change. 4yo: *Goes upstairs *Comes down wearing different pair of pajamas"
"What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!"
"What type of jokes do Sikhs hate? Puns"
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I've got no girlfriend, so porn hub will do."
"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."
"Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause."
"Why are black fathers always missing? Because white cops always shoot them for no reason."
"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."
"The trouble with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny, & nobody else thinks they're jokes."