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Joke of the Day
"What type of jokes do Sikhs hate? Puns"
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"I'm not convinced faith can move mountain's But ive seen what it can do to skyscrapers"
"Why do cows wear bells around there neck? Because there horns don't work. :)"
"""If you're building a time machine, Take your time. what's the rush?"""
"So two condoms walk into a bar... One looks at the other and says ""did you know this is a gay bar?"" ""Well yeah"" said the first condom, ""I plan on getting shitfaced tonight."""
"What's the best way to cheer on an electrician? You con-du-it!!!"
"Pro tip: Before you tell her that you love her, make sure you're not horny, drunk, lonely, desperate, sad, angry, bored or hungry."
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to attempt to screw it in and the rest to bitch and complain about how its mans fault that it's so hard to do."
"Probably already been done but... What is wrong with a humorless person? A broken funny bone. I'll leave now."
"So I told my girlfriend... ""Hey, wanna try anal?"" She lost her shit on me."