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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican? Juan-ton soup"
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"I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life."
"What's my rating from 1 to 10 for Harry Potter? Nine and three quarters."
"Thank god I have the newest, fastest iPhone so I can mindlessly check the same three apps 500 times a day."
"To all the philosophy majors out there... Can I get a Grande Mocha with whip please?"
"What is a pedophiles favorite part of a hockey game??? Before the first period"
"Did you hear about the gangster panda? It eats shoots and leaves."
"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."
"So a photon checks into a hotel... Bellman says ""Sir may I take your bags?"" Photon replies ""Nah... I'm traveling light"""
"What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!"