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Joke of the Day

"So a photon checks into a hotel... Bellman says ""Sir may I take your bags?"" Photon replies ""Nah... I'm traveling light"""

"What kind of room has no walls? A mushroom!"

"Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon [hope you can decrypt it]"

"What happened to the adhesive suicide bomber? He glue up."

"What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo"

"What did they call Hitler after he lost his hair? The Bald Eagle..... I'm here all day folks"

"A tree falls in the forest and kills a baby, whos fault is it? The lumberjack"

"Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's blind you racist!"

"How are farts and Ancient Egypt similar? They both have a Tutankhamun."

"How many SEO experts does it take to change a lightbulb? lightbulbs buy light bulbs neon lights sex porn"