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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi? Stew"
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"How do you know your wife is getting vat... ... you have to switch off the light during sex. Not because she's ugly but because the bulb burns your ass."
"Brokeback Mountain pretty much ruined camping as a male bonding activity for straight guys."
"Did your hear about the man with a broken left arm and broken left leg?"
"For me, eating fast food is like going out on a date and finding out the person you're with is racist. Either way, you're going to end up alone in your apartment using up all the toilet paper."
"What did the drowning mathematician say? Logloglogloglog..."
"If bullshit was a snowflake... I'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now"
"How amazing is Michael Phelps? He's got like a Brazilian Medals."
"How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With jammin'."
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."