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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
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"What's the most assigned elementary school essay in Chicago? ""What I want to be *IF* I grow up"""
"Where do dads keep their jokes? In their dadabase."
"15 Is The Age Where You Either Look Like 11 Or 25."
"When I date single moms, I tell the kids ""I'm just trying to fill the hole left by your father;"
"Selfie Stick - Picture taking device used when the internet has made you so socially awkward you can't ask a stranger to take a pic for you"
"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."
"I'm gonna start following my cat to the litter box and sit in her lap while she takes a shit"
"How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner? She doesn't because she's dead."
"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"