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Joke of the Day
"What's Brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre."
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"What is better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ!"
"Wanna know the best part about being in 10 year long marriages? Having sex with a different woman every year."
"if I am elected governor I will eat your pillow while you sleep and unlike my opponent I will also do it if I am not elected"
"What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle? Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish."
"Han: Leave us alone, you fat slug! Jabba: *speaks Huttese* C-3PO: The mighty Jabbs says your words are hurtful. He has a thyroid problem."
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"[First day of dropping kids off at school] *Hugs and crying* [2nd day] ""Get out!"""
"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But don't ask me how they got in there."