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Joke of the Day
"Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."
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"Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced ""bless you"" with ""nice filthcloud."""
"I'm writing a book about common Mexican names... I'm gonna call it ""50 Shades of Jose"""
"Did you hear about the Roman who got a C in Math? He got a perfect score!"
"Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly? Zero emissions."
"What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker? U mad scientist?"
"Gang of three hijack truckload of Viagra. Police are looking for three hardened criminals."
"What did the racist Pillsbury Doughboy say? White Flower"
"What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille? ""Danger: Do not touch"""
"Paradox Corporation just opened. They're doing everything they can to go out of business."