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Joke of the Day

"I really want a sandwich, but I just don't have the time or energy to find a girlfriend right now....."

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"Using a butter knife on steak... it just doesn't cut it."
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"A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good."
"What's the longest word in English? smiles. Because there's a mile between both S."
"What grazes in the Higgs Field? The Higgs Bison!"
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