199518

Joke of the Day

"I always wanted to run a pharmacy and put ""Seriously, TMI"" on all the receipts."

"If you are what you eat Does that make Jeffery Dahmer a young man?"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't rape the sandwich before I eat it."

"What's a karate experts favourite beverage? kar-a-TEA HA"

"[5 year old tugs on pant leg] Daddy if time stops at the speed of light then photons aren't actually moving, so is everything we see a lie?"

"Job Interview : ""What is your great weakness?"" - Honesty - I don't think that honesty is a weakness - i don't give a shit what you think !"

"You could be on your deathbed but as long as you've got a slight fucking tan people will still comment on how well you look."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a whore? The expression on their face when they're getting nailed."

"I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet."

"What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts..."