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Joke of the Day

"An archeologist found a tampon. He wondered what period it was from. (Not my joke! Credit to Shane Koyczan's poet friend)"

"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"

"Hideous monsters for sale! Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! ""Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."""

"How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None. Their President outsources the job to India."

"There should be an MtF superhero group. They would be the Ex-Men."

"This bottle of beer is not only delicious,,,, It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of beer..."

"TV sitcom idea: Wacky copy editor who yells ""nailed it!"" even when he didn't, also he's alone as mankind was obliterated by a viral pandemic"

"The Human Body Is 90% Water, So Basically We're Just Cucumbers With Anxiety"" - Science Person"

"The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers."

"This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year."