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Joke of the Day
"The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers."
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"I just moved to a new housing estate and asked my girlfriend to celebrate with anal Her response; ""N.I.M.B.Y"""
"whats Hitlers relationship status... He's Nazing anybody"
"so I saw an ad on ebay about a book on how to scam on ebay so i bought it.. It still hasn't arrived."
"At what time does Sean Connery arrive at The Wimbledon? Tenish..."
"I was arrested for punching an elderly African-American lady at Home Depot. My wife told me to find a Black N' Decker."
"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"
"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"
"Hair Dresser: You could get extensions to add length. Me: You could stop cutting."
"I think the real reason men don't lactate is because we would just be irresponsible and squirt each other with it."