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Joke of the Day
"Bf and I are on 2 completely different emotional planes right now. Work faster, whiskey."
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"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."
"My friend's dog eats anything and everything. She told me that he was a bottomless Pit...I dunno. He looks more like a Boxer to me."
"What's your least favorite race? I personally can't stand 5K's"
"another bar joke a neutron walks into a bar and asks ' how much for a drink ' the bartender replies ' for you, no charge'"
"AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE Thanks."
"Q: How do spies send secret messages in a forest? A: By moss code."
"Fucking dick shit condoms"
"What do you call it when a baby tells you off? A fedis."
"What do you call a fat Asian? A chunk"