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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never date a vegan girl? She won't swallow."
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"What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers? No Seoul."
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Nah, it's too cheesy."
"If you watch Cinderella backwards.. It's about a woman who learns her place."
"I hate when people don't finish jokes"
"A math teacher had a bird, and he trained it to talk. One day it escaped, and he yelled out the window, ""Polly gone! Polly gone!"""
"What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by ""eat out."""
"What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony? You may fist the bride"
"I wonder if girls on dates in the 1800's got mad at guys for checking their treasure maps."
"Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea? Jimmy Kim-il"