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Joke of the Day

"I've been using ProductsTM for years and let me tell you, Other BrandsTM can't compare !"

"I visited Amsterdam this summer, and decided to have sex with a prostitute. It was an overall positive experience. Sadly, it was an HIV positive experience."

"Bad luck Steve Irwin. Puts on sunblock. Doesn't protect against harmful rays."

"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."

"What time does a mechanic wake up? Oily!"

"I like watching documentaries about murderers because i know i'm doing better than every person in the movie."

"The UPS guy tried to tell me a joke but I just didn't get it... Left after Attempted Delivery"

"CW: Have you had 5 guys? Me: *blank stare* That's kinda personal don't ya think? And that's when I found out it's the name of a burger joint"

"Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub? One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole."

"What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry"