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Joke of the Day

"Why did spider-man cross the road? To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*"

"My hus thinks I'm getting up early tomorrow to go to the gym to get all sweaty. But what he doesn't know is that my ""gym"" is spelled ""Jim."""

"What do you call a joke with no punch line?"

"Why does OSHA hate porn? It's nsfw"

"Some homophobic guys are scared that a dude might hit on 'em. If a chick wouldn't hit on you, neither would a dude. Ugliness is universal."

"You know those old movies with Jackie Chan where he is reluctant to fight in the beginning, but then he warms up starts swinging like there is no tomorrow?! ... I'm the same way with drinking."

"Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for 1 day, to see how it is to hang out with me.."

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time someone said ""Get down!"" they jumped up and started dancing."

"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."

"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."