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Joke of the Day
"When Bill Gates feels like a million bucks, he's having a crappy day."
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"I need help, my wife was killed in a hit and run.. Why would someone drive through the kitchen?"
"Don't force funny huh? Well, I have funny tied to a chair in my basement and...unless we become fast friends... ...he's losing a knee cap."
"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
"What did cinderella do when she reached the ball? She choked."
"Condoms don't break They sexpire."
"What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening? An Irishman trying to get a tan."
"I tried to propose to my girlfriend from Thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt"
"B: If you have a sore throat... B: ...I can lend you my throat medicine. G: Throat medicine, huh? B: IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK G: Uh huh B: IT'S CEPACOL G: Weird name to call your dick."
"Three old guys are out walking... Three old guys are out walking. First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?' Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!' Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'"