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Joke of the Day

"Liam Gallagher was never good in science. When asked to name 3 chemical elements, he said ""Gold and silver and sunshine."""

"Why are there so many Chinese people? Because as soon as you fuck a Chinese girl, you're horny again half an hour later."

"It has been proven that girls with profile picture of them selves in the mirror are more likely to send nudes."

"Just got a job as a software engineer for the government! My career as a professional shit poster is really gonna take off"

"A Jew walks into a bar Mitzvah"

"What turns you on the most? Water. It makes me wet instantly."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster"

"What does baby computer call his father? Data."

"Why were the baker's hands smelly? He kneaded a poo"

"Whoever invented popcorn deserves the Medal of Honor for not panicking after the first 45 seconds."