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Joke of the Day

"Son, it's ur 18th birthday, so I got u a brand new car... ""OMG DAD. WOW-"" ...dboard box. ""But-"" Pack up, ur moving out birthday boy."

"4-year-old: What does God smell like? Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese?"

"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"DYK Mozart never suffered from stress He always kept his composer."

"You hear about that roman ruler who found the fountain of youth? Emperor constant teen."

"Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping? In case your other agus breaks."

"What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician? With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed..."

"Charlie Sheen is like Ash Ketchum BeBecause they both catch things"

"9/11 was terrible, just imagine what the people on that plane were going through... other than a building"

"All of the Apple fanboys are missing the main feature they can hold over android users Their nude pictures are automatically synced to 4chan and reddit."