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Joke of the Day
"I can't believe Prince & Muhammad Ali died from the same thing... ...being overrated."
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"The next person to tell me I should quit smoking for New Years is gonna be responsible for me breaking this year's ""no murder"" resolution."
"I hate it when people ask me what i'll be doing in 5 years time C'mon!! I don't have 2020 vision"
"""Any two-watt bulbs?"" ""For what?"" ""That'll do. I'll take two."" ""Two what?"" ""I thought you didn't have any."" ""Any what?"" ""Yes, please."""
"Met a microbiologist this morning He was bigger than I expected."
"What do you think goes through a spiders mind when you hit it with a hammer? His ass."
"What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese."
"MOM don't come in I'm watching porn on my phone. just slide the grilled cheese under the door"
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy.. Other times I let her sleep"
"Please do not power off or unplug your machine. Installing update 45 of 9484727192873828277362517293847265127826262827262726273633833727..."