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Joke of the Day
"God doesn't play dice well, that's what he tells Mrs God."
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"How many Southern Baptists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Change?!"
"I've just burned the Koran... ...to CD if anyone wants a copy."
"I like to yell ""Aloha, Captain Future!"" when I see someone using an iPad in public."
"Every photo taken inside my house has at least one laundry basket in the background."
"Pokemon Go down south. I've never been happier to live in the Bible Belt."